Auckland
HISTORY:
Oldest Hash club in NZ as can be seen by the motley old pack.
Established 1970.
Presently at 2370 runs with DEMON DAVE our most prolific runner on 1738 runs.
MEN only but we have relented at times and let good looking hussies attend occasionally.
Running 20 to 25 most Mondays starting at 6.30.
We organise a Rangitoto Island run Feb every year with Split Bums welcome.
Until recently we also organised “ROUND THE BAYS” for the hash but Auckland Council sold the rights to Fairfax and now the Aussie bastards charge $35 a head “Head who said Head….) Anyway no hash attendance now
Our minor disasters include,
- Coastguard rescue of BANANAS and DEMON from the mud flats at Pt Chev,
- Coastguard rescue of BOARING all busted up on Rangitoto,
- Auckland trampers rescue of PILES from Waitakere ranges (He was lost overnight and we were late to the piss stop that night. Poor form)
Most memorable run was an ordinary Monday with the run from South Auckland. After a short run we boarded an old DC3 and were told to sit and strap in by the suitably attired hostess. To the surprise of all the old bitch took off (The plane) We did a few laps of the Sky tower and landed at Whenuaipai. We did a run around the base and flew back Ardmore. Well done PHANTOM and ARKLES.
CURRENT COMMITTEE:
- GM – Truck
- Joint Masters - Diorrhear, Shakespeare
- Hash Kash – Demon
- Fines - Obs
- Trailmaster - X Dresser
- Brew Master - Bighorn
- RA - Arkles
CONTACTS:
- ARKLES 377-2000
- Demon Dave 022 644 9650
- OBS 09483 8016, 0210462180 colin.obrien@nzdf.mil.nz
- Email info@aucklandhashhouseharriers.co.nz
- Diahrear barryjohnryan01@gmail.com