Auckland Hussies AGM March 22nd

New Committee

New GM -    Snatch

Brewmaster -    Crude

Trail master  - Thumper

Hash Cash  -  Indinial

Fines Master -  No Entry

Plunder   -   Registrar

 

Annual awards

Pringle  -  Coldest Run

Dickorum     Muddiest Run

Full Cock UP  -   Wettest Run

Magpie -     Best Run  -   she’s been trying for 40 years and as Trail Master effectively awarded it to

herself!

No Entry  -    Shit House Run

Snatch  -    Shortest Run

Sprite and Titijig set the Longest Run

Magpie really appreciated FCU, Old Ram, Coy Boy and Pringle who were all prepared to set runs

at short notice

Plunder and Phantom set the most runs

LC nominated Dickorum for the Balls up Run and was awarded it himself

 

AGM TRAIL

Trail went on down Queen St to the first OP at the King St Reserve. Hot Cross buns and mulled wine. On down to Fisherman’s Wharf. We made our way around the coast under the bridge to the Shoal Bay haul out area and eventually to the second OP at Sulphur Beach Rd. Somewhere along the way we lost The Worm who caught up again at the third OP in Stafford Park. Richmond Rd, Bell Vue Ave, Queen St, Faulkner, Wilding and Home. Just under 5Km and three OPs. Good AGM run and the rain held off until we were all back.

Fines

Plunder and Phantom fined as hares – great effort – well appreciated

Magpie had a fall going down to Shoal Bay and was fined for kissing the concrete

The Worm missed the 2nd OP and when back when queried about what he was doing on his phone

said ‘I’m turning off my measuring stick’. Bad news for Bird Table….

Phantom at the 2nd OP said, ‘Thumper knows the way’ Thumper was not there, he had confused

her with Plunder. How long have they been together?

Revs lead the pack down the garden path

Wau didn’t want to dirty her shoes and turned back

Sprite welcome back

Pringle leading the pack into the men’s toilet

Crude for taking an umbrella on the run.

 

DT Deepthroat